Meow

jellyt0ast:

soggysalad:

zaynmalif:

what an icon

How I’ll be spending the rest of my days.

Omg

actionables:

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

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wtf-facts-blog:

Visit http://coolfacts.us for more WTF, strange, and cool facts!

wtf-facts-blog:

Visit http://coolfacts.us for more WTF, strange, and cool facts!

mlpfim-fanart:

.:Applejack:. by FJ-C
spicy-vagina-tacos:

sugar-coatednightmare:

Okay, I’ve seen this like 5 times and stared at it for about 10 minutes each time. Would someone please explain this, or is this one of those things where it’s just Tumblr being an asshole and having a “joke” that isn’t a joke that gets reblogged to fuck with people?

Pretty 🐬🐬🐬 good, Spongebob!

spicy-vagina-tacos:

sugar-coatednightmare:

Okay, I’ve seen this like 5 times and stared at it for about 10 minutes each time. Would someone please explain this, or is this one of those things where it’s just Tumblr being an asshole and having a “joke” that isn’t a joke that gets reblogged to fuck with people?

Pretty 🐬🐬🐬 good, Spongebob!

frenchfrycoolguy:

more antigravity dipper and wendy haha

frenchfrycoolguy:

more antigravity dipper and wendy haha

pokemon-global-academy:

*Logs into tumblr* See people uploading selfies and flirting with each other

Me:

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2tonocean:

theportalkeeper:

wake up, america

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BELIEVE IN ME KID

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

presidentobarna:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

one of the top 5 iconic moments on this site

presidentobarna:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

one of the top 5 iconic moments on this site